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Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.
Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"
by man PEN15 February 14, 2012
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punt

Taken from the sport of football, punting is a passive-aggressive way of delaying an action or an inevitable result. When someone punts, it's usually because they are faced with an uncomfortable situation where they are afraid to give a clear answer, response, or explanation to avoid judgment, ridicule, or scorn.
"I asked Tony if he wanted to hang out, shoot some pool and get a couple of brews. Instead of telling me directly that he really didn't want to go, he punted, saying he needed to ask his wife first. Tony wanted to avoid the uncomfortable situation of possibly hurting my feelings, so he made his wife the scapegoat, because everyone knows what a selfish, possessive bitch she is."
by not for nothing October 27, 2019
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Punt

noun
A word for a person of a larger size with a big tough-guy attitude. Usually a ginger, and always accompanied by their "peewee", a small, skinny counterpart that looks to duh "punt" to pelt others.
"That Abbie is such a punt!"
"I'm gonna pelt yuh, Punt!"
by Metro_1206 August 1, 2022
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Punting

Kicking a male partner in the balls during sex then swapping roles or "teams" in which one begins to ferociously fuck the living shit out of them (if female: attach strap on and go wild, if male: use given equipment and go wild)
Peggy was punting Paul prior to patting him on the back for being such a champ.
by Griimace February 14, 2020
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Punt

Oh ! here comes that punter
by 6fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff October 18, 2020
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punt the pail

I’m hoping to see the world before I punt the pail.
by Squeege K. March 1, 2024
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punt

"punt nubbin"
by noixz January 15, 2009
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