Pumpers Lump

The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking

Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

Pumping Lemma

The joke child of computer science.

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.

by CS Realist April 29, 2013

Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.

See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front

by fitteam May 11, 2014

pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night

Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump

by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017