pseudocumentary

A documentary that uses false information or preys upon the viewers emotions to make an absurd argument. Pseudocumentaries are typically propaganda films, often found on the internet, using scary music and vivid images to purport their views. In short, pseudocumentaries are bullshit.

"Listen man, you have to watch 'Loose Change.' It'll change your whole world!"
"Um, dude, that's a pseudocumentary at best."

"So, I just saw Michael Moore's latest pseudocumentary. That thing was just loaded with fear music."

by pinkmoustache December 26, 2007

Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009

pseudo-missionary

Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.

Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*

by bkdfl;skg;fsdlgksd March 31, 2010

Pseudo-threesome

Having sex with someone twice the size of a normal person.

I had sex with a chick so large it was a pseudo-threesome.

by Bustanut-Tech April 8, 2010

pseudokin

A combination of the two word parts: 'pseudo', meaning 'like' or 'the same as', and 'kin', meaning 'family'. In reference to your best friend, especially in a mixed gender relationship. A showing of friendly love or affection without the hint of romantic attraction that other words such as 'love' portray. To transliterate, it means 'like/as family'. It is what you substitute for sister and brother, but meaning the same, sans blood relation.

Example:

"Hey, pseudokin, what's shakin'?"

Sincerely yours, -pseudokin

etc....

by Slick Sauce May 28, 2012

Pseudo-punk rockian

noun; adolescent between the ages of 13-15 who fancies themselves a "punk" or "rebel" for listening to one or more of the following bands: Green Day, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, etc.

14-year-old Haley was the epitome of a pseudo-punk rockian: she wore her warped tour t-shirt and vans with pride, walking the halls of her suburban highschool with an unwarranted sense of musical superiority.

by SirStubbleton August 15, 2013

Pseudating

A guy and a girl that both really like each other, but aren't dating. They could be not aloud to or other circumstances. They do things like hug, hold hands, blow each other kisses, wink, etc.

They are usually bothered for not dating.

Ex. "Are you and Des dating? You guys are SOO cute. I saw you warming her hands and like hugging her."

"No, we're not. Why?

"You SOOO need to! Or are you guys like pseudating?"

"Go away and get out of my life."

by Neond123 November 15, 2013