#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.
#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
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After I left the stripper's apartment, the terrible lay I concluded was the work of a well-played prostillusion
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by Sutton October 16, 2004
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Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.
Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
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Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
by CatBlender August 25, 2009
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Nathan produced five children by filling his lovely wife's vulva with his prosting whenever he wasn't enveloping her lovely face with said fluid.
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