Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.
When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022
Get the Pre-procrastinatemug. When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
Get the Procrastination Roostermug. S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010
Get the Procrastination Cuisinemug. When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.
"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."
"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."
"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."
by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011
Get the Justified Procrastinationmug. A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008
Get the The Procrastination Guildmug. The greatest female procrastinator in the world, who puts of all essential and non-essential activities until the last possible moment in time.
The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.
The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.
by J Mac July 19, 2012
Get the Queen Procrastinatormug. by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021
Get the Tess Procrastinatormug.