procrastibate

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.

"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."

by Steel521 September 19, 2011

Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.

"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."

by Outrageousss October 24, 2011

procrastinatorious

being known for procratinating behaviours

"Did you do that paper from last week yet?"
"No, I'm procrastinatorious."

by Oprahlisious October 27, 2011

Procrastinaid

Something that helps you to procrastinate. Aids you in your procrastination, so to speak.

"Thanks for all the procrastinaid today, I really didn't want to do my assignment."

"The internet is a great procrastinaid.

by Stinula November 9, 2011

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow...

He is totally procrastinating

by bcmwolverine May 14, 2014

procrastinatrix

a female master of procrastination.

Sally is an amateur, putting off a project for a day or two, I however am a procrastinatrix I can drag out a project by years.

by KoshkaVirginia April 20, 2014

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014