The Slutty Pretzel

A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like

"wow u seen that girl in the wheelchair, i would love to make "the slutty pretzel" with her

by verysickboy.1 July 19, 2011

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004

The Pretzel

Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!

Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"

Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"

thats "The Pretzel"

by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009

Swedish Pretzel

When a girl has her legs behind her head and is being penetrated by another partner

Jillian got swedish pretzeled and could not walk all day.

by Pilrlo April 25, 2011

mercantile pretzel

A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.

Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.

by Shayded October 11, 2015

flesh pretzel

When two person's penis are tied together

Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.

by The Sage Baconfase and the Prophet Thelaros September 15, 2008