Petroxion

hey, jackass, it's called a fucking boomilever, not boom lever. You really are a cunt

Petroxion is about to rip Coot's head off

by Sean Connery February 26, 2003

Le Petrole Nationale Francais

The second novel in a trilogy written by Robert and Micah after "Cheeze" and before "TEA". Involving numerous characters based on people from their lives, it's an exciting world that's only half finished and full of action and deep plot twists. The novel is also partially based on TV shows, video games and books that the two authors have read. The book will be published after tons of editing and released after Cheeze has established a name for itself.

"Did you read Le Petrole Nationale Francais? It's a great book!"

by Robert, Archduke of France January 1, 2009

simopolis petropolis

Greek slang word for "can of stink"

If i bend over would you give me a simopolis petropolis?

by booyaka rawhh April 30, 2003

Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.

John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.

by slippery chick March 25, 2009

snapps on the petro

to join in,help , or put in money for weed

SNAPPS ON THE PETRO ANYONE
YOU AINT GONE SMOKE IF YOU BROKE

by Yungboy RayRay August 19, 2008

Petronella

A disgusting, ugly, bratty princess who enjoys annoying others with her overcomplicated letters she sends to other princesses who are way more successful than she will ever be.

Did you receive another letter from Petronella again? Im sorry for you.

by Petunia69 May 23, 2020

Petrolsexual

with dogging still the new blogging, the petrosexual hangs out at petrol stations in 'love bays' overlooked by the transient visiting public. Forecourt sales are now adapting...

30-something male Petrolsexual who buys sunglasses, hats,(flashion), counselling & infra-red surveillance equipment. BP trendwatchers are monitoring the situation.

by Observer Scouse March 2, 2009