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Gasoline or fuel. Short for petroleum.
Who's got the snaps on the petro?
by chickenbuttz June 26, 2003
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He's was madd petro when I was about to fight him, he almost ran away
by tisha October 21, 2003
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A slang term describing Peter North, a famous Canadian porn star known for his massive ejaculations. Also, it can be used as a verb saying that someone got "petroed" in the face.
Ben was hardcore petroed by his idol Petro
by Jdubbs November 19, 2006
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A chain of truck-stops owned by TA (Travel Centers of America). Open 24/7/365, these stops cater to truck drivers offering: showers, 24 hour dining, movie theaters, fast food restaurants, driver lounges, and more. Also treats their employees like shit.
Driver 1: Lets stop at the Petro!
Driver 2: Ok! I can take a shower and jizz all over the towels.
by untiedsox February 28, 2011
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The nicest guy alive. Really smart boi. Hot like very hot. A sweetheart who has such a cute smile. Funny lolol. Marry me !!!!!!!!
Wow, petro is amazing!!!!!!
by PESTOPASTAISNICE June 16, 2021
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Petro is a Colombian male(?) who was commonly referred as “Comandante Aureliano” in the 1980’s by an ex-terrorist organization. Petro thinks he Colombia’s messiah, but he is not more than a cheesy populist.

Gustavo Petro is a that “socialist/proggresive” cool guy who lives in the most expensive neighborhood in the Bogota suburbs, wears Ferragamo shoes, Ralph Lauren apparel, and receives money from his Gilinki’s ultra-rich banking friends. Petro also likes to receive donations in cash, specially in black plastic bags. As a true environmentalist, instead of providing his city with new garbage trucks, he preferred to purchased old recycled rusty trucks from some Florida-guy.

Petro is a candidate for the Nobel Price in Economic Science, after demonstrating (?) that increasing the money printing by the Colombian Central Bank, will also increase the income of the citizens, while no creating inflation in the process. This new monetary theory is known as MMT, or Modern Mamertus-Monetary Theory.

A Petro’s recent populist idea, is replacing millions of USD dollars of Colombian oil exports by Tourism, in the context of Covid-19. Hence, the guy is absolutely genius and should replace Elon Musk at the Tesla and Space-X boards.

He is romantic guy, and has a big heart to share with all his “mamerts”. He likes to go to the movies with Gustavo Bolivar, and do threesomes with Hollman Morris. On Monday mornings, Petro likes to be interviewed by Vicky Davila, who appears to be his enemy.
“Petro is pursued by Colombian mafias, and the establishment

“Petro will defeat the Uribismo in his 3rd presidential candidature attempt”

“Petro won’t not follow the Venezuelan-Cuban economic model, for sure”
by MrXbogota November 24, 2021
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Same as gas, zaza, dope, reefer, grass, skunk, you name it.
Note, that reggie is no petro, though.
We be smokin' heavy dat petro with da team
by IDEE TV December 19, 2022
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