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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
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Possum-Smellin’

You’re a bit possum-smellin’ man.
by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
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possum

"im possum" = "im gay"
by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021
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Possum

Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly
Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"
by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024
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