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ownage position

when a girl lies down face-down and the guy gets on top of her and penetrates her.
I fucked sally in the ownage position last night, it was amazing.
by e^2 to the pie December 11, 2008
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Wheel Barrow Position

The Wheel Barrow Position is when the guy in a standing position grabs her legs under her thighs. Then walks her around with her hands on the floor. If she trips and her face hit's the floor…it's now the Rototiller Position.
I walked her all over the house in the Wheel Barrow Position.
by Par64Tat August 29, 2014
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Position 669

When two people 69 while a third does one of them up the ass.
I was spooning with Raven when Jessie came in and we did position 669.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
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Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...
Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004
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mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 3, 2009
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Ying Yang position

When a girl rolls into a fetal position ball and lies with the back of her neck on the bed. The man starts to bone her, giving the woman sexual pleasure on one end, and physical pain on the other. Will excite male because he's gettin' some, and woman has to choose if its worth it.
Ying Yang position is a traditional Pros v Cons situation.
by Joe the Electrian February 28, 2009
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fetus position

to be in the position of a fetus to remember you when you were in your mother's stomach. The position that reconfort you when you're emo.
To cry in a fetus position like an emo.
by sweetie_mel_ June 22, 2006
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