Cookies by the Pool 

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"

Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...

Cookies by the Pool by Content Creator February 4, 2018

Local Swimming Pool Bitching 

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

Local Swimming Pool Bitching by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

Drop some friends off at the pool 

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.

Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

Drop some friends off at the pool by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy January 13, 2009

6 pool

a cheese rush strategy that kills or maims many noob players in Starcraft 2 because they don't expect to need to defend their base so early in the game. The zerg player does not make any workers, just keeping the 6 that he starts with. Then they make a spawning pool which is all that is required to make zergling attack units. They sacrifice all their early economy to surprise their enemy with zerglings. It is the most well-known of rushes, even moreso than the worker rush.

Moon is not making units!! He is going to 6 pool!!
He scouted the 6 pool!!

Moon: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

6 pool by supsondefiner September 21, 2011

clunge-pool 

1. A swimming pool, full of wet clunge.
2. A bucket-like clunge.

Derived from the geographic term 'Plunge Pool', a large hole formed by years of erosion by hard hitting water falling into it.

Man 1: Fucked that girl last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah? Was she tight?
Man 1: Na, she had a clunge-pool!

clunge-pool by august17 November 9, 2010

couch pool 

A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.

After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.

couch pool by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Dirty Pool 

(noun)
1. The act of using illegitimate means to gain an advantage over other people, typically for personal gain in a competitive environment, but sometimes just for the fun of it as a means to power trip. Universally considered a dick move against your fellow man.

We were playing Texas Hold 'Em and Chad took the pot when he got a royal flush because he was hiding an ace up his sleeve. He's a cheater. That's not poker, that's dirty pool.

Dirty Pool by KoblerMan June 19, 2018