pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

pollopollon

The biggest retuitarded. Princeso. Fumador de distancia y dibujante de infinitPFFFJAJAJAJAJAJA

I'll fuck pollopollon

by pollopollopollo June 6, 2013

Pollinated

The act of having sex with a woman for the express purpose of getting her pregnant; Impregnating a woman

I hear James pollinated that chick from accounting last night

by sillyjester December 22, 2014

pollen tsunami

Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.

"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."

by etip May 15, 2015

pollen collector

When a girl sits on their partner's dick, and grind hard. When their partner is about to cum, they jump off and cum into their partner's face.

Kelly finished the pollen collector, and Adrian was angry until he tasted her.

by achlysxi June 6, 2016

pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016

pollobot

Spanish word that is used when someone laughs so much they can't breath and stars making weird sounds, like if they were drowning. It's usually fun at the beginning, but after a few times it gets annoying.

Person A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person B: Here comes the pollobot.

by cookie coco July 1, 2017