by deez nuts are good September 10, 2022

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

I’m such dog water at this game, and it doesn’t help that they give me pity pennies to make me feel better.
by Ah'Mya November 26, 2023

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

Hym "I was a little disappointed when you said disgust. No. It's pity. Second try is the charm I guess. You clearly need to be saved from your reality monster so... I'm this now. Nice job though. I knew you'd figure it out."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.
- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)
by Tsukue Kaba February 27, 2022

by kirbbb November 21, 2015
