Philosophartist

A Philosopher and Artist. Philosophartists are artists who put an over-philosophical meaning to justify a horrible and/or pointless piece of artwork.

Francois was showing a piece he completed at the museum of modern art. The work was a 4'x9' blank canvas painted a single shade of grey. A patron saw this piece and asked what it was, Francois answered that it served as a metaphor for the emptiness of a museum, that he believed that other than the artwork on the walls; museums were empty cold places which served no justice to beautiful pieces of artwork. Thus, Francois was a Philosophartist.

by P.L.B. October 22, 2012

PhilosFX

The combination of philosophy and special effects that makes one feel his life is examined, shared, and truly lived.

Quentin: "If your life were a movie, would anyone watch?"

Andy: "Probably not. I never really thought about life as a performance."

Quentin: "Life is a performance and dude, you could use some PhilosFX to make your life more interesting! Combine philosophy and special effects to make each day worth watching."

Andy: "Sounds like, whats the phrase? Technicolor Omphaloskepsis."

Quentin: "I call PhilosFX life: examined, shared, and truly lived."

by FoamFan December 19, 2012

Philosofap

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013

Philosofecal

Talking a lot of bullshit.

Jimmy is so philosofecal this morning. -Dude Jimmy is always philosofecal.

by kprodigy September 21, 2018

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

philosophy

philosophy contains an accurate opinion of ones beliefs & views of the world someone who studies philosophy is titled a philosopher seeing as the words are similar. :Ps please ad this i put good intentions and effort into this

that philosopher is now discussing the topic of what is beauty.Philosophy is and opinion

by "words" August 22, 2020