Petitionist

A person or career that one petitions

I am a petitionist who petitions against pubs not playing Australian Open on their tv’s for patrons

by Lozztheonlyone January 22, 2019

Petitty fuck

When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.

Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).

Example 1_

Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!

Example 2_

Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!

Girl 2: omg what an asshole.

by Nae_nae98 August 27, 2019

Peziglass

A wine glass filled to the brim

He took a peziglass

by Doun September 14, 2019

Pefith

An compound of the phrase "piece of shit."

"You're acting like a real pefith right now."

by ignoble October 10, 2019

penitentiary nutty

When you crazy in prison because you're locked up and a person you were close to died and you know you can't even go to the funeral to say goodbye

After they told him his mother died the funeral is in a few days, and he knows he doesn't get released until next month. He went in a penitentiary nutty and destroyed his cell and the ones close to his with his bare hands

by Crazy Crystal October 12, 2019

Penith

A complete knob with a lisp

We were having some drinks at a barbecue and I stripped off to my grots for a laugh, and he shouted,”thtop it and thit down you thtupid thod! It’th embarathing Thimon!”. What a total penith!

by Nuphagus January 19, 2020

petitties

titties that are small or "petite"

Guy 1: "Look at that girl over there! She's hot!"
Guy 2: "She's got petitties. I prefer the bigger bouncier breasts"

by wwulf April 17, 2020