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dropping pencils

when something is very awkward or embarrassing.
girl 1: when i found out i had a 'kick me' note stuck to my back i was dropping pencils everywhere.

girl2: yeah that was a pencil-dropping moment.
by weirdo78 March 24, 2011
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cemetery pencil

A word choice on the games "taboo" and "pictionary". No known definition, even the googler doesn't know what it means. A person asked what it meant on Yahoo! Answers and there were no responses. It is actually black magic.
"Hey! What's a cemetery pencil?"
"Look it up on the googler!"
-No results found-

"wow, must be BLACK MAGIC!"
by keylimepie September 4, 2013
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penile sex

When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.
I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.
by figleaf December 13, 2006
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all pencils down

the point at which any decision is made final and no "bright ideas" should be considered that would change the final decision
Person 1: "We are going to the beach for summer break."
Person 2: "That's great! I was also thinking we could stop at my parents house . . ."
Person 3: "And then we can go to our sorority sisters place for a visit . . ."
Person 1: "Whoa! All Pencils Down! The beach is our ONLY summer break destination."
by Myster_E April 29, 2013
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pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.
Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.
by ken May 5, 2005
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penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation
by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005
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Pencil

a magic stick made of wood. That leaves black magical bad luck on paper. about 15 centimeters long. used in harry potter number 8, where harry uses it to kill yet again (he who shall not be named). mwaha.
Harry: Ha Voldy, ill kill you with my pencil.
Voldemort (Voldy): NOOOOO!! Not the pencil!!!
by MaggyPotter January 20, 2010
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