Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

pastel guro

The art of drawing one's OC or other character in a bloody manner, usually with dismembered limbs, guts, etc. But using a pastel pallet

I draw pastel guro for a living, pastel guro is life

by NekeNeko January 24, 2017

kangaroo paste

The adhesive formed after a male masterbates lying on his back and falls asleep before cleaning up, and wakes up with his penis stuck to his stomach.

After a good whack and nap I almost pulled the skin off the head of my penis when I went to take a piss because of all the kangaroo paste.

by twbsucksmyrod November 22, 2010

paste

When you have an extremely hot chick grow out her bush for approximately an entire year and as soon as the year is up, she shaves it and you paste the pubes onto your face and leave them there for a couple months.

omg i wish i could paste Kate, she's gorgeous!!!

by abusivedrunk July 8, 2006

Pastear

A spanglish mixture between "PAr" which means a couple and the english word "STalker"...so there you can get "PASTO"
'Pastear' is then. the action of pasto.

Spanish: Y tù..pasteas?
English: Do you grass?

Yo pasteo
Tu pasteas
Nosotras pasteamos
Què divertido es pastear!

by Green=) March 19, 2009

Orange Paste

The mildy revolting taste which results from drinking a glass of orange juice directly after having brushed your teeth.

*Alex brushes teeth*

*Alex promptly goes to kitchen and drinks a glass of Orange Juice*
"Ewww, that is some serious Orange Paste"

by Connor.a.h.h October 7, 2009

thermal paste

Another term for semen or cum

Dude i loaded my computer with to much thermal paste

by Nzahm287 February 26, 2018