pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

by seezilysoo February 22, 2011

Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.

Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.

by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012

Tab Paranoia

The feeling you get when you switch or close an internet browser tab on a computer for a perfectly normal reason the moment another person walks by in view of the monitor. Typically inherited from repeated cases of having an individual ask "what were you looking at?"

My mom walked into my room the instant I closed Internet Explorer. I was only closing my Steam account, but I bet she thought I was browsing porn. It's probably just my Tab Paranoia.

by Gohound October 10, 2012

connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014

Social Paranoid

A Teen who has been mentally down due to social networking hacking and privacy issues.

Many millenials are facing Social Paranoid due to misuse of photos and impersonification in Facebook and other social networking sites.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

pixel paranoia

Compulsory design behaviour, in which a designer is stuck in the act of adjusting of adjusting the size or position of an object on a pixel-sized level.

Oh jeez, look at Steve, he's been fiddling at the position of that button for 52 hours now. I think he is stuck in pixel paranoia.

by AbsoluteFuckingWaffle February 20, 2019

Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.

From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome

by 322997am May 10, 2020