Panunimium

a pancake of metal materials; basically a coin.

A new panunimium is on circulation today.

by loquacious_nuisance February 25, 2021

pagunifer

pagunifer , commonly refers to a person that responds to texts very slowly , comparing them to a non-intelligent plant

Man , Jhon is such a pagunifer . He hasn't answered my texts in 3 years

by popo2469 April 26, 2021

paguna

Paguna is derived from a tagalog word "pagod na". This is often used to say goodbye to a person because you need rest

Paguna imo sa akun

by paguna January 26, 2022

Paranoid

Trevor Dobson
Neighborhood watch association

Trevor is a paranoid neighborhood watch member

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023

pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

by seezilysoo February 22, 2011

Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.

Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.

by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012

Tab Paranoia

The feeling you get when you switch or close an internet browser tab on a computer for a perfectly normal reason the moment another person walks by in view of the monitor. Typically inherited from repeated cases of having an individual ask "what were you looking at?"

My mom walked into my room the instant I closed Internet Explorer. I was only closing my Steam account, but I bet she thought I was browsing porn. It's probably just my Tab Paranoia.

by Gohound October 10, 2012