Palingerer

One who feigns or exaggerates symptoms of victimization for personal gain or to advance a crazy right wing agenda.

See actions and attitudes of Sarah Palin or any of her followers...

He will remain relevant as long as he keeps running to the court of public opinion to claim that he's treated unfairly, that it's the "man" always keeping him down, not his lack of skills. What a Palingerer.

She doesn't need to know anything vital, so long as she can keep people's pity focused on her delusional claim that she would have attained all of her goals if it weren't for everyone else tripping her up along the way--what a Palingerer.

by ZIRGAR November 23, 2009

parking lot on smash

to have the nicest car in the parking lot

damn he has the whole parking lot on smash

by trinnnnity May 24, 2008

paying the cab driver

1. to repay someone sexually
2. sexcapades
3. any sexual act with an unknown person

I didn't have any money so I just payed the cab driver.

This weekend I payed the cab driver with a random guy on the street.

Last night I was paying the cab driver when my boyfriend walked in.

by natsimvia March 1, 2009

six-packing

n.
The sexual act of pinching a female's taint with thumb and fingers inserted in the anus and vagina respectively, to reposition the receiver.

The porn showed the women six-packing eachother to get a better angle position for the camera.

by SirSexy January 10, 2012

cooter packing pussy licker

A fancy term for a lesbian.

Charlene will soon become bored of riding cock, and will resort to licking snatch. She will then be a cooter packing pussy licker.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

by Albakody December 14, 2010