to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009
a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)
by rubystein March 06, 2021
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
by marshall banana June 12, 2004
Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
by The bagel 777 June 05, 2018
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019