Jazz bag

Your Grandpa and Grandma used this word instead of condom.

Hey Martha; do you want me to use a jazz bag or just pull out?

by wetmikel May 16, 2007

jizzy jazz

Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere

“Did you hear what Drake just dropped? That shit is some jizzy jazz!”

by Musicmajor69 November 12, 2018

crash jazz

a variety of jazz, known by the beginning, which is heavy paced and aggressive, usually started by the drums.

Charlie Parker's Celebrity intro is class crash jazz

by JanezJ October 04, 2008

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023

jazz run

That one run that you do in marching band and colorguard that is literally the worst fucking thing you do in your life

Evan said we had to do a jazz run because I’ve gotta book it from the 40 to the 40

by Lloud March 18, 2022

jazz wanker

A person who wanks to the sound of slow jazz music.

Dude you want to go to that one club?

Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?

Yeah that one

COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on

by I dominate your mom April 16, 2014

jazz plant

A slang term for Marijuana because Jazz artist's long stereotypical love for weed.

Yo, pass that jazz plant.

by GooseAbuse April 24, 2007