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A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
by lukedanc July 19, 2019
mugGet the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more likemug.
A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
by lawngiant July 13, 2009
mugGet the Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?mug.
something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
mugGet the Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Monthmug.

far side of BFE

Even further from civilization than BFE.
You're going to the mall at Christmas time? Man, you're gonna have to park on the far side of BFE.
by cygknit September 25, 2006
mugGet the far side of BFEmug.

far king hell

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023
mugGet the far king hellmug.

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016
mugGet the @long-far-king-lastmug.

Far out

Australian slang - often used to express discontent/disbelief. Can technically be negative or positive, but is mostly used negatively.
"Yeah, I got a detention for wearing the wrong socks."
"Far out, I hate this school."
by An_Ace_Case October 7, 2023
mugGet the Far outmug.

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