A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"
A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...
Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?
father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?
father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
by Sexydimma June 11, 2013
Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!
Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.
by QuacksO July 29, 2019
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
by Stupid Af July 05, 2021
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 30, 2021
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnormalface. Normal facing.
by DreckTheSwiss March 29, 2010
Mom: You can't be an artist when you get older. You should be happy taking over your father's business. Normality is the status quo in this household!
Son: And that's why I'm moving out!
Son: And that's why I'm moving out!
by DoiruK February 26, 2022
Normalism is an ideology vigorously practised by a high percentage of homo sapiens. It was formed organically during the agricultural revolution some 10,000 years ago. Subscribers of Normalism all share similar doubts & fears, behaviour in social settings, sleep schedules, meal times, exercise schedules, addictions, social media consumtion, vocabulary etc. Many people are members of Normalism without conscious realisation, their beliefs are past on ancestrally. The tight Normalism belief structure is very effective for controlling people and keeping societal order. School systems and people in higher power enjoy the ease of control over Normalists like a sheep dog and its sheep. Normalist will have negative feelings as they witness someone not conforming.Contradiction to Normalism such as doing push ups in a supermarket will cause Normalists to feel funny inside and stare as they whisper something to the person next to them. Unfortunately the pressures of Normalist duties will keep one to a mediocre life, traits beneficial for conquering and success like candidness, obsession ,excessive ambition, lack of fear, aggression etc, are frowned upon by the Normalist community. One must resign from their duties under the Normalist regime if they wish to rise above in life, exiting is very difficult, it takes will power and undisputed belief in oneself. You will experience presence of envy and anger from Normalists as you begin to change and elevate.
PERSON 1: "Did you just go for a 20km run at 3am?! That is insane, You should have been sleeping!"
PERSON 2: "You sound like a member of Normalism. I do what i want, don't get in my way."
PERSON 2: "You sound like a member of Normalism. I do what i want, don't get in my way."
by vinnycassel February 13, 2022