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In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.

In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.

In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
by l\l0013s ahahaah June 4, 2009
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Noob, also called "n00b" is a new player, or just a stupid player overall.
Dude1: H3y wh3r3 is d3 r3d butt0n111!
Dude2: Speak english NOOB!
by RoBlOx NoOb September 18, 2016
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A noob is someone who fails at a certain (specific) task, game or test. This also defines people who are new to something and need more participation and practise. When people are known to as a noob, it is often taken offensively.
I just killed this noob on Call Of Duty.
by Braden11011 October 25, 2016
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A term that meant "new player" until the post 2010 years of Roblox
Robloxian: m4n h3 i5 $uch @ noob. C4n't b3li3ve h3 ki11ed m3

Minecrafter: NOOB ISN'T AN INSULT!
by Spodermen2121 z December 10, 2016
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"NOOB" is an acronym for "New On Online Battle.net". Battle.net is Blizzards game launcher.

"Noob" originally came from Warcraft III: Frozen Throne but is now used in almost every game and sometimes IRL too. It's a pretty negative word, because people use it if someone is bad at a game or something else.
fucking noob
n00b
go play minecraft ya little noob
by YaYPIXXO December 12, 2018
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a synonym for the word newb, which is a shortcut for newbie, which means a new person to an activity. Commonly mistaken for a fuckin' retard.
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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Noob-is a new person to a game or life like when you were born you where a noob it’s someone that is not rich on roblox :)
by pass2012 June 3, 2018
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