In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.
In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.
In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.
In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
by l\l0013s ahahaah June 4, 2009
Get the Noob mug.a synonym for the word newb, which is a shortcut for newbie, which means a new person to an activity. Commonly mistaken for a fuckin' retard.
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Get the Noob mug."NOOB" is an acronym for "New On Online Battle.net". Battle.net is Blizzards game launcher.
"Noob" originally came from Warcraft III: Frozen Throne but is now used in almost every game and sometimes IRL too. It's a pretty negative word, because people use it if someone is bad at a game or something else.
"Noob" originally came from Warcraft III: Frozen Throne but is now used in almost every game and sometimes IRL too. It's a pretty negative word, because people use it if someone is bad at a game or something else.
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Get the Noob mug.A dumb person who is an idiot and does stupid things. He (she) is very unpopular in school and causes mischief everywhere. They are weird fuckers. They are very babyish
by OPTitanGodElite May 28, 2016
Get the Noob mug.Noob is a word that is sadly very common in the English language. It's used to describe someone who is average or lower than average at something. It is also used when someone else who thinks they are good at something (usually video games) gets beaten by someone else. That usually results in rage quitting which is when a person gets so mad that they can no longer play and breaks whatever they are playing on, usually followed breaking down in tears and calling everybody a, well, noob. Some side effects are red face, uncontrollable sobbing, punching inanimate objects, slapping themselves, and breaking their TV because it's just TOO MUCH!
Gamer 1: Dude, honestly I'm not even trying right now.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.
by Jennamazing September 18, 2016
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