Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.

"Ayo bro, stop being a nonce clown!"

by HornyNonce October 24, 2020

Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage

Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce

by Arandombrit September 6, 2021

UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.

Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”

by QueenScottyRoad September 4, 2021

Nonce Queen

A queen that is a nonce, aka likes touching underage children.

'Is Honey Gregory a Ponce Nonce?'
'No she's a nonce queen'

by HoneyT3 July 10, 2019

nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*

Your dads on the nonce list

by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019

thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.

"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"

by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023