E-wood Egg Nog

Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

or

I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

by Tommy Texter December 17, 2008

you're the nig to my nog

what two black people say to eachother when they are in love

shaniqua: you're the nig to my nog
tyrese: thank

by asdfghjkljhgfdfghjkjhgf June 22, 2013

rangle fangle nig nog

An exclamation meaning a black person. Usually screamed or yelled down a hallway.

"Rangle Fangle nig nog!"

by GEOFF1868 September 26, 2009

snig-snog with my nig-nog

having a sniggle (cigarette) with a friend.

"Man, work sucked balls today. I could really go for a snig-snog with my nig-nog."

by Don Perrion June 29, 2009

PO-NOG-RA-FA!

The broken-up, back-water way Republican Jesse Helms refers to pornography as told by Bill Hicks

-Skin flicks.... or as Jesse Helms calls it, PO-NOG-RA-FA! I don't think you can be against something until you can pronounce it correctly- Bill Hicks

by cmharris October 7, 2009

Nig nog

What to say if you're reading a book in class and your teacher says to say something instead of the 'n' word.

Ex.
Teacher "Jimmy, it's your turn to read."
Jimmy "Get that filthy nig nog off my ranch."

by Nonfatpumpkin May 10, 2016

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016