Post/Thread N00B

When someone lacks the kinda intelligence needed to add a clever or relevant comment to a thread or post and decides to post what number they are on the thread/post. Therefore angering the others that post which starts a highly irrelevant argument or arguments on said post/thread.

POST/THREAD: Today Jesus came back and his welcome home party went a little overboard. Due to the entire world having a slight...okay a MAJOR hangover from all the oceans being turned to wine. All international developments and what-not have been postponed...excluding the following manufacturing companies: Tylenol, Advil, Bayer...etc.

Posted 3 minutes ago:

Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!

John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!

Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.

George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.

Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said

Post/Thread N00B by ENZL3Y November 10, 2009

Barr n00b 

A 15-year-old boy with a jew fro who spends all his time playing online games such as RuneScape. When he isn't playing RuneScape, he's trying to e-date girls with particularly large noses, or fapping to Megan Fox.

Person 1: LOL did you see that kid over there with the jew fro?
Person2: Fuck, it must be Barr n00b.

Barr n00b by Watdafuk June 28, 2009

uber n00b 

an uber n00b is some 1 who suckes at gaming in every single aspect usally a townie (just because they are n00bish at everything in life)

uber noob: gets fragged for 1111 time
expert person: your not a noob your an uber noob

uber n00b by UberN00b May 13, 2005

dell holiday n00b 

someone who has a poster of that Dell guy who makes an ass of himself on those commercials, B

dell holiday n00b by Anonymous September 2, 2002

1337 n00b

someone who thinks they can speak leet.


see: n00b, 1337, 1337 5p34k or leet speak

n00b:"|_00|< !'/\/\ 73|-| |_337!!!!!11111111"

1337 n00b by teh 1337ist July 15, 2005

newbie (n00b) 

A new beginner.
One who is new to something.
New comer.
New user.

He's a newbie, be nice!
Darn newbies piss me off!
He's a n00b.

newbie (n00b) by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

P90 n00b 

CoD 4 player who sucks unless he uses a P90 submachine gun.

If he runs across an enemy he will shoot first no matter what.

Other players will insult him because P90 is considered a cheat gun since it is good at short and long range, with or without aim. It has also a very good fire rate.

P90 guy playing CoD4 kills 7 people in a row:
-Got the choppa!
Player killed:
-GTFO P90 n00b.

P90 n00b by CAESAR_IMPERATOR May 17, 2011