mushroom slap

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"

by D.Socko May 8, 2004

mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

by seamus October 9, 2003

mushroom tap

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.

Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.

by dom s December 24, 2007

mushroom farm.

A farm of psychidelic mushrooms on Lime Kiln Middle school grounds run by platypuses.

'I have a proposition to make. I am going to start a mushroom farm. Run by platypuses.'

'Ahah! It's recess! Time to go to the mushroom farm!'

by Nicoleeeeeee. April 10, 2005

Mushroom tits

When a womans boobs hang over her bra

dude that fat chick has mad ugly mushroom tits

by DVK November 26, 2005

mushroom smack

Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.

I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!

by hobnob August 11, 2003

Mushroom head

A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.

Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris
Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head

by SEXYCHIPMUNK June 2, 2016