Murray

someone (mostly a boomer) that doesn’t get dark humor

JOKER:
Knock Knock

MURRAY:
Who's there?

JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.

MURRAY:
that’s not funny.

by fcksociety4206942069 July 20, 2020

Stevie Murray

A one-of-a-kind man who cares greatly for children. His nose can penetrate any orifice and his mind is filled with the screams of thousands of children.

Wow, that guy has been hanging round the playground for hours, oh, wait, never mind, it's just Stevie Murray.

by xXYAAASXx June 8, 2019

murraying

(verb) masturbating consistently everyday on a planned schedule.
(infinitive) to murray

*friends hanging out*
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”

by mcphee, sid November 13, 2014

murray

When a guy puts his knob up someone's butt crack...

Go murray a whore....

by UFFEREDUZZI September 21, 2017

Murray Tackle

A move performed by running at someone then as you go for the tackle dropping to your knees and hitting the most devious vacuum seal suck.

“Dude did you hear?”

“What?”
“Apparently she only passed the test because she hit the professor with a Murray Tackle!”

by Mr.Fantastrick August 17, 2025

Murray cod fishhook

The act of fucking a girl doggy style & throwing a line over her head to fishhook her head back so she’s looking at you with those big fish eyes.

My girlfriend really wanted to go fishing, but I only had one rod. Luckily I gave her a Murray cod fishhook, that sorted her right out.

by Badonka March 12, 2024

king Murray

A Man so strong that god must have sculpted him him/herself. A man so loyal, to befriend him is to befriend god him/herself. This man is the only one that deserves to be with the goddess Jessica. This man is so humble you wouldn’t even know know it’s him. He will walk with you, sing with you, and cry with you if you need it. He is the kindest man you will meet and will make you laugh so much. He loves puns, Dad jokes and any other joke. He is known for his wonderful smile and charming heart. Strategically he is a genius so do not challenge him. To war with his Kingdom is to wage war with god. King Murray will never let you down and will always hold you up. There is only one in the world at any given time as two would be catastrophic for humanity. He is love, he is strength and he is Man.

Sean: Have you seen that guy over there helping that person with heavy things?

Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.

by KidsoftheKing July 22, 2022