Buy This Mug

Thank you for your purchase. Buy this again.

Thanks for buying this mug. Buy This Mug.

by SBD2042 October 22, 2019

Flag

Mug-tastic

Adj: When a cup/glass/mug/goblet is just so awesome that you need to describe it.

Noun: A great experience that makes you think of a cool glass or drink that you've had.

Ex.1
A: Like my new mug?
B: Oh yeah! Its mug-tastic!

Ex.2
*Person A just totally nails an awesome skate trick and thinks about how the great glass of chocolate milk they had today helped them do it.*
A: "MUG-TASTIC!!!"

by KatSama January 27, 2011

Flag

Get the Mug-tastic mug.

Mug Money

Money one carries in a conspicuous place to give to muggers when they traverse a dangerous neighborhood. This money stands in contrast to the shoe money, bra money, and crotch money - all wads of cash stuffed in the aforementioned location and totalling a greater amount than the mug money, which is already counted as forfeited.

"Hey ma, I'm goin over to Vinnie's tonight. "
"Wait , here's seven bucks. Put it in your pocket for mug money."

by brotherben April 05, 2015

Flag

Get the Mug Money mug.

Mug Jam

A variation of the Blow Job, where one partner lies on their back on a bed (or massage table or baby grand piano) with their head hanging off the edge, mouth agape. The second partner stands bedside and proceeds to penetrate the lying partner’s hanging mouth with their penis and performs a vigorous humping motion, preferably to ejaculation.

Etymology - the standing partner JAMs their penis and balls into the lying partner’s face (i.e. their MUG)

That girl Jessley is a freak. She let me Mug Jam on the first date!

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
I can’t jelly my dick in your mug.

by Rudolph37 January 01, 2023

Flag

Get the Mug Jam mug.