smug mug

The obnoxious look on the face of one who beleives that his/her shit does not stink. Also known as a "shit eating grin."

"How dare you stand there with that smug mug, while the stench of your flatulence makes my eyes tear up!"

by Michael Vincent March 12, 2009

mean mug

to give someone the evil eye and to stair them down.

that dude who was talkin shit, i mean mugged him and he didn't do shit.

by n/a December 11, 2003

thunder mug

A large, china mug with a fitting lid that fits under a bed. It is for night-time use when a person does not want to walk downstairs and outside to the kybo.

Mrs. Galloway did not want to go out into the snowstorm, so she used her thunder mug.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Mug Off

To be mugged off, getting mugged off by someone is similar to being purposefully offended to the point where it causes the mug off'ee to feel uncomfortable or shocked.

'Are you mugging me off', 'is that a mug off', 'ive been mugged off', 'dont mug me off'

by Stuart Roberts July 28, 2007

Mug Jam

A variation of the Blow Job, where one partner lies on their back on a bed (or massage table or baby grand piano) with their head hanging off the edge, mouth agape. The second partner stands bedside and proceeds to penetrate the lying partner’s hanging mouth with their penis and performs a vigorous humping motion, preferably to ejaculation.

Etymology - the standing partner JAMs their penis and balls into the lying partner’s face (i.e. their MUG)

That girl Jessley is a freak. She let me Mug Jam on the first date!

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
I can’t jelly my dick in your mug.

by Rudolph37 December 31, 2022

Mug-tastic

Adj: When a cup/glass/mug/goblet is just so awesome that you need to describe it.

Noun: A great experience that makes you think of a cool glass or drink that you've had.

Ex.1
A: Like my new mug?
B: Oh yeah! Its mug-tastic!

Ex.2
*Person A just totally nails an awesome skate trick and thinks about how the great glass of chocolate milk they had today helped them do it.*
A: "MUG-TASTIC!!!"

by KatSama January 27, 2011

Mug Money

Money one carries in a conspicuous place to give to muggers when they traverse a dangerous neighborhood. This money stands in contrast to the shoe money, bra money, and crotch money - all wads of cash stuffed in the aforementioned location and totalling a greater amount than the mug money, which is already counted as forfeited.

"Hey ma, I'm goin over to Vinnie's tonight. "
"Wait , here's seven bucks. Put it in your pocket for mug money."

by brotherben April 4, 2015