A corporation soley dedicated to paying black dudes with no singing, rapping, or acting talent(nick cannon) to pretend that the live in the ghetto but are actually swimming in huge piles of thier own money, similar to wordnickelodeonword
Nick Cannon started rapping about how sad his life is, and proceeded to buy the entire cast free beers after the shooting of the 'music video'
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
Get the MTV mug.An evil corporation trying to brainwash the youth that nothing except being popular matters, and that you have to look good to be of any value, or else you are worthless. They also try to make kids think that blink 182 is "punk", even though they play no actual punk music, most of it is just rap.
MTV sucks.
by j0ck0c1de86 March 24, 2003
Get the MTV mug.Cable television station. Acronym (ironically) stands for "Music TeleVision." The only shows you'll actually find are contrived so-called "reality" shows like Road Rules and Real World where a bunch of overpriveleged 21-year olds sit around their rooms all day and night while exotic locales most of us will never see exist 20 feet outside their doors and bitch about how much they hate wheover's not in the room at that particular moment.
I thought I saw a music video on MTV last night in between episodes of "Real World Beirut" and "Real World Sri Lanka" but it was just a Panteen commerical.
by James October 19, 2003
Get the mtv mug.A television channel that has the nerve to call themselves music television and music is the only thing the don't play.
when they do play music it's crappy rap like mike jones,missy eliot,and lil jon.
THEY ALL SUCK!!!
SCREW MTV,FUSE IS BETTER!!!!!
when they do play music it's crappy rap like mike jones,missy eliot,and lil jon.
THEY ALL SUCK!!!
SCREW MTV,FUSE IS BETTER!!!!!
MTV=suckalicious shows like hogan knows best and the real world.
Fuse=The only music channel on TV that plays music.
Fuse=The only music channel on TV that plays music.
by supercellchaser September 27, 2005
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Channel that was launched on 8/1/1981 on cable. It used to show non-stop music videos and had 5 veejeays in the early 80s. The 80s and early 90s were pretty good for MTV, until it suddenly became more about teen issues than music. Now it's one of the dumbest channels out there.
Channel that was launched on 8/1/1981 on cable. It used to show non-stop music videos and had 5 veejeays in the early 80s. The 80s and early 90s were pretty good for MTV, until it suddenly became more about teen issues than music. Now it's one of the dumbest channels out there.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
Get the MTV mug.MTV should be against the law, they call themselves music television and they don't even play music, they have shitty shows like Cribs and when I thought they couldn't get any lower they pulled out a show call My Super Sweet 16 out of their asses, the worst show on television to date.
If other places acted like MTV
-Hello is this the pizza parlor?
-Yes
-Can I have a pepperoni pizza?
-Whoa, whoa, we don't sell pizza, we sell racoon hats and eyepatches, if you're hungry call a book store.
-Hello is this the pizza parlor?
-Yes
-Can I have a pepperoni pizza?
-Whoa, whoa, we don't sell pizza, we sell racoon hats and eyepatches, if you're hungry call a book store.
by arrogant bastards r us June 1, 2005
Get the MTV mug.Acronym for Machine Translation. In regard to literature translated into other languages using programs that attempt to make it readable, but pale in comparison to an actual human translator.
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