brick and mortar

An adjective usually used to describe a store.
Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.

You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.

by JyL. June 11, 2006

Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!

by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016

mortrud

Mortrud is when a homosexual man is being excessively rude toward a man that is not homosexual.

That friend of yours you brought to the club last night was being very mortrud to me.

by Ruderbaker August 8, 2018

mortal fuck haven

A description for a really good orgasm. Usually a man will shout this out during the orgasm.

“Oh yeahhhhh!!! Mortal Fuck Haven!!”

by Smoove1287 December 2, 2019

Morthan

Morthan - more than something ; excess , over the required

Bill had a morthan fun when he had a fall and rested for three weeks playing video games all day .

by Neahtheprincess December 21, 2019

Mortgasm

"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"

Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.

by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022

Morta

When Ginevra doesn't have anything to say, equivalent to the common Tumblr expression "I'm literally dead fr"

Guy : I love popsicles
Ginevra: Morta

by pighyboy June 5, 2022