Moron

You.

You are a moron.

by 'You' Roasts September 14, 2021

Mormon dick

A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.

Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.

by NotNestle April 14, 2022

Lorenzo Marrone

Baller status, professional among all standards, means business, and doesn't dick around. Often considered a divine interventionist. One of these only comes once an aeon (1,000,000,000 years).

One day a new Lorenzo Marrone will rise again from the mist.

by The Machiavelli February 4, 2010

Captain Moroni

The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.

Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."

by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 14, 2010

Minisoda Mormon

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass

"i have to drive home.. get me a Minisoda Mormon

by reidtard December 14, 2010

turbo-Mormon

A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.

My brother is a turbo-Mormon; he couldn't imagine getting an earring!

by logologician December 6, 2013

batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018