Monica Vargas

Monica Vargas is Christopher Alexander Vargas' Mother. She is a Mexican Transvestite.

Monica Vargas got her penis sucked by her son

by Nigger In A Bear Suit May 13, 2013

Monier

Words do not justify how much of a French fucking nonse a monier is. This French faggot is know to carry a laser pen in which he shines into students eyes while exclaiming the dreaded phrase “meep”. His asshole is full of black fluid like a pain au chocolat from all the times he gets his cheeks beat by mrs Franklin. He has no friends and at the age of 37 still drives a fucking corsa. My guys beard looks like his barber had a seizure half way through. His second favourite would be “comment dit on” otherwise known as him requesting you to go sit on his swc and sweaty ball sack. This 40 year Old clearly cross dresses in his spear time and has a strong fetish for smelly banglashies who do not shower. Every Wednesday I wear my bad boy tracksuit and hoop in the cpa gotta show these young g’s how we did it back in Francais

We have monier next...oh Ye let me just kill my self first.

by Viva Perrault December 6, 2018

Monized

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"

by NJMactual April 14, 2010

spandizzle monizzle

spanked monkey

you got a face like a spandizzle monizzle

by Omar Pookhan September 26, 2003

Monicult

Monicult is a group of friends that met on the stranger things amino. Monicult is constantly in drama, either with the cerealcult also known as the circusclut consisting of many clowns. This group has been together throughout the thick and thin and plan to stick together. Monicult has their own private amino called Moni’s Cult. This amino was created by a member Kenz as a gift for the leader Monica. Monicult’s members are:

Monica

Kenzie
Jane
Jamie

Jonathan

Lance
Mews
Joe
Howie

Eddie/Ava
Scarlett

Roachie

Richie

Violet
Mia

Beverly

Chris

Kimmy
Eleven

Dude did you hear that monicult is in more drama?

by TheRealTrickSTrickster March 23, 2020

St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.

St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.

by LORD MASHIE May 31, 2018

Monica

She is the most boyish girl you will ever meet. Even though she doesn't show it, she knows she is one sexy fine ass motherfucker. She makes friends with guys faster than you will ever. She is one of the bros, the homies, their ride or die. Whenever she is around her few female friends she like she doesn't fit in with the girls. She usually gets called a dyke or a lezbo but it's all fun and games since she low-key is bisexual. She is usually still questioning her gender. Whenever she is with some of her thousands of guy friends she feels accepted and better since the guys don't judge her for being a "girl". She wonders why females are so hard to understand, they are so petty, rude and just talk about shit she just doesn't care about. Her opinion on guys is that they are the most loyal gender to be friends with they are always laughing, they dont talk about what Tess and Jayden did last night they are always laughing together and always have your back. She will steal your nigga or your bitch. According to girls she will do anything if you say "you won't". She has went through a rough past but that is how she makes everyone laugh. She includes everyone, she always is trying to cheer up people and is not afraid to say something to your face. She can fight, "like a boy". She is the most loyal, funny and sexy person you will ever meet. If you know a Monica in your life do not get on her bad side and dont be disrespectful and she will stay with you no matter what.

Zach: yo do you know monica?
Jesus: fuck yea! she's my rod

by whats up hoe December 11, 2019