Mongolian Teabag

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.

Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.

by poopy_nuts November 20, 2011

Monglonification

(noun) the act of rendering someone(thing) a monglonic mongloid.

Synonym - retardify

Drinking an entire fifth of Vodka normally results in monglonification.

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

by banditterritory May 17, 2014

Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!

I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!

by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014

Mongolian Butt Plug

The act of testicles being pushed into the anal cavity.

My nuts were aching after that Mongolian Butt Plug last night with that whore!

by GoldNigga August 29, 2019

mongolian clam chowder

A strain of headies you have just made up in an attempt to sell your bag for much more than what it's worth.

Fat Boy Danny was too concerned about keeping his clientel informed that it was in fact HE who supplyed the world weed. Meenwile the real suppliers had to come up with catchy names like mongolian clam chowder in an attempt to sell headies at outstanding prices.

by Jay-Daggasourus July 8, 2006

Mongolian Garbage Bag

The act of squatting over a girl's face and excreting diarrhea onto her after eating spicy Mongolian barbecue.

In the midst of getting a blowjob, Steven felt a rumble in his stomach. Seconds later, he tried to get up but was too late and gave his girlfriend a Mongolian Garbage Bag. She loved it.

by MU Matt December 12, 2008