Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

MONGED

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

by breny January 18, 2005

Mongalitous

A person who is super chill and sometimes goes for a smoke. Normally hi but is a cool person to hang out with.

Jake: do you want to go for a smoke outside.

Joe: sure Jake, that is pretty mongalitous.

by JJhippie January 21, 2016

mongara

To have passionate sex in the back of a pickup truck with one or more people

Me and my wife tried mongara last night

by harry otoole March 21, 2017

mongeela

Half animal half child. Can be cuddly or feral. Very smart but can also act like they’re on the spectrum.

Relax! You’re really acting like a Mongeela!

by Mongeela February 17, 2018

mongelico

A cocktail that is made up of Frangelico and Monster Energy Drink.

BARKEEP: WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK?

BAR PATRON: I'LL TAKE A DELICIOUS MONGELICO, THE DRINK OF THE KINGS.

by pocketmaster6969 February 8, 2020

mongadillo

a name used when referring to someone who lies, who is bad at business, a racist, disrespectful, or just an over all fuck up.

God damn, that Edward Anderson is such a mongadillo.

by Lee Joubin January 7, 2021