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Mommy Mearest 

Mommy moist 

When a single mothers vagina gets wet from when a single man plays with or is nice to her kid.
Watch out bro, If she sees you playin' with her kid she'll get all mommy moist for your ass. The next thing you know youll be the new daddy. Single Moms always give it up to dudes that are nice to there kids.
Mommy moist by Chuck G January 29, 2008

Mommy Udders 

Huge, jubbly, tig o bitties, no mater what you call them, they are breast that just hang off that milf's cheast. So tasty looking that you want to suck milk out of them.
"Man! Look at that milf's Mommy Udders!! I would fucking suck milk right out of them!!
Mommy Udders by Spycy Taco August 17, 2008

Mommy Vomit 

A disease which forces mothers to vomit unwelcome information all over pregnant women.
Jenn mommy vomited all over her pregnant friend when she explained how best to clean a baby that has played with their own poop.
Mommy Vomit by TamingInsanity December 30, 2010

mommy-daddy button 

The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"

mommy jam 

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.
Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.
mommy jam by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007