mississippi turnpike

(N.) the occurrence of eating fried chicken in a kayak on a main road whilst being ridden reverse cowgirl.

Guy 1: "how'd your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken

by Buttstuff21 August 1, 2016

Mississippi Pipeline

The homosexual act of placing half of a straw up a man's urethra and the other half up another man's urethra.

The men will then proceed in exchanging bodily fluids such as urine and semen.

Creative men can play a form of tug of war to determine who possesses the more powerful pee stream.

Mike was horny, Raph was in the room, and the straw from the fruity smoothie they had just shared was too tempting. They proceeded by creating a mississippi pipeline, filling each other's bladders.

by this is for mike November 30, 2011

Mississippi Mud

When you’re eating a girls ass and she shits in your mouth on purpose

Brian told me he broke up with Sarah because she Mississippi Muded him

by Profesor YB March 26, 2019

Mississippi Mudslide

after your done pounding a girl in the ass, you flip her over and start tittie fucking her.

joline didnt like the mississippi mudslide too much...

by proanti1 April 14, 2006

mississippi whippy

when a regular old mate enjoying a sexual experience with midgets they appreciate taking turns shitting in his cunt

mississippi whippy fucked up

by midge101 July 6, 2010

mississippi steamboat

when you are fucking a girl doggy style, pull out right before you ejaculate, and catch then heat up and throw it on her face

dude i gave this bitch a mississippi steamboat last night and she liked it

by bhj January 10, 2008

Mississippi Salad

When a guy takes a dump, then a piss, then pukes into a girls vagina and stirs it up with his cock.

"i gave a mississippi salad to jenny yesterday and samantha ate it... heard they both had syphilis"

by arseman January 25, 2008