Mini Sirloin

(adj) referring to anything small. This reference usually occurs while hanging out with a group of people for an extended amount of time. Given enough time, someone in the group will probably sing the phrase "mini sirloin burgers" from the Jack in the Box commercial with the midgets and the infectious jingle. Subsequently it gets stuck in everyone's head and references to anything small become "mini sirloin"

petite girl: I can't hold all of these bags things at once!

big guy: Well hand them to me, I'm surprised you can hold on to anything with those mini sirloin hands.

by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

mini panther

another way to say "black cat" or "black kitten."

dont commit murder, just hang out with your mini panther

by the cooler penguin27 November 16, 2021

Mini-Sesh

Moderate use of alcohol, a short or small drinking session without over-indulging in alcohol.

I'm only having a Mini-Sesh today, I'm not getting wasted!

He was only in the pub for a hour having a Mini-Sesh!

by Engineer 01 May 5, 2019

Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011

Mini Ladded

When a celebrity gets exposed as a pedophile

Edp445 got Mini Ladded

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 21, 2021

Mini Ladd

A YouTuber who was caught grooming minors. Much to most of the internet's dismay, his YouTube channel is still up.

"If YouTube's moderation team had at least ONE decent moderator, Mini Ladd's IP address would be blacklisted from YT."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

mini-pani

(from English; mini panic attack) - a sudden and brief bout of anxiety following a perceived or actual minor emergency; usually in response to First World Problems.

Oh my god girl, I had a mini-pani when they told me I'd have to send my iPhone in for repairs!

She had a mini-pani when she realized she had missed the new Grey's Anatomy.

by chakra_khan December 17, 2011