pimpin' the midget

I'm running a little behind.

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.

by HumorU2 February 27, 2015

crim midget

A midgetized midget

Mollie was walking down the street when she accidentally kneed a crim midget

by Frugglenug September 7, 2014

Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on

Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn

by Oreodave January 11, 2020

pipsqueek midget

a very small, and weak person, who can be messed with by anyone other than other pipsqueek midget's

look at the pipsqueek midget, its so funny how it tries to be stong and tall!

by Jsshadow May 24, 2018

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Nano Midget

1: A person (male or female), who is extremely short and has narcissistic tendencies similar to that of a chihuahua. They usually come in the form of annoying , stupid siblings. 2: An insult used towards people who are short and thick as fuck boi

Get down from the table you stupid fucking Nano Midget!

by Master Of The Soul Stone November 1, 2018