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Nano Midget

1: A person (male or female), who is extremely short and has narcissistic tendencies similar to that of a chihuahua. They usually come in the form of annoying , stupid siblings. 2: An insult used towards people who are short and thick as fuck boi
Get down from the table you stupid fucking Nano Midget!
by Master Of The Soul Stone November 1, 2018
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Midget Fishing

A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner
My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020
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Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.
"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"
by Shair October 3, 2022
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Whoor of Midgets

When there is a group of 4 or more midgets, (3 being a tripod)
"don't look now but there's a whoor of midgets turning that corner"
by Jimmy Jacksons Leg June 19, 2014
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pimpin' the midget

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.
by HumorU2 February 27, 2015
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Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on
Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn
by Oreodave January 11, 2020
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tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.
Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."
by Matanoel October 31, 2013
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