Michael is a name given to a funny and very good looking gent that loves his video games. Michaels are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party. They are slow to trust, and even slower to love...but once a person gains the trust and love of a Michael - they've got it forever. Typically Michaels are a huge fan of anything outdoors: Hiking, 4-Wheelers, Yard Work, etc. Michaels generally love animals and other human beings. Typically raised with a top-knotch upbringing these are the types of men who make excellent husbands, fathers, and grandfathers. Often times these creatures are confused about what they deserve in life, and usually have to go through a hell of a lot in life before settling down.
Love Me some Michael.
by Notthatonebiatch October 20, 2011

by tasykimchi November 30, 2011

A michael is a really nice and funny person. he has a great sense of humor and a really pretty smile. Michael's are usually tall and athletic. He will tend to have really soft skin and soft lips. Michael's are usually jewish and/ or mixed race (most likely asian)a michael is really cute and will always keep you smiling. he is a great friend and you would be glad to have a michael in your life.
" oh my god my boy friend is so nice and really funny and has a great smile"
"really? is his name michael?'
"yeah! How did you know?"
"really? is his name michael?'
"yeah! How did you know?"
by prettysweetwreckless November 7, 2011

a kitten. forever a kitten.
Michael is a Pokémon loving kid who acts like a 5 year old 99% of the time. Michaels tend to be really adorable and cute and it's just MICHAEL IS HOT AF OKAY.
Michael is a Pokémon loving kid who acts like a 5 year old 99% of the time. Michaels tend to be really adorable and cute and it's just MICHAEL IS HOT AF OKAY.
by Fangirl Chlide April 2, 2016

A short little Mexican boy that acts gay but is actually not, has a lot of friends because he's a funny biatch, overall a cool, funny, (dirty minded whore) that you can't live without
by coolkid792 November 12, 2018

When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.
by dickdadi September 21, 2017

overall just rlly amazing boys that can EASILY make you laugh, even if you're sad. They're most likely really smart, and athletic. They're big-hearted but they don't show it. They would make the literal best boyfriend ever lmao. But be careful, bc they can easily read your emotions. You might think of this as a bad thing but it's also kinda good. They know how to treat you however you're feeling. In conclusion, if you know a Michael, don't👏let👏him👏go!
by 🌻_aria_🌻 December 10, 2019
