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Definitions by Jennyfromtheblock101

If your name is Michael you have likely been dumped in every relationship you’ve ever had. This is not due to any shortcomings of Michael - he simply loves too hard.

Nonetheless, Michael’s persistence remains strong, as Michael’s idea wife is a Hindu bride.
Don’t be fooled by Michael’s white-washed name, Michael’s enjoy dabbling in ethnicity, and are particularly attracted to the African American, Indian and Punjabi cultures.

Michaels are witty, charming, and have a good sense of humour. If you catch a Michael, be sure to never let him go.
Grab me some curry and naan bread! I’m about to get Michael’d
Michael by Jennyfromtheblock101 February 27, 2019