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michael
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michael or mike they are jerks. they
might
care about you at
first
but turn on you and move to the
next
person.
Girl 1:why are you
crying
?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl
3
: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to
trust
them! they break hearts!
michael
by
mylunatuna
July 30, 2012
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