land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009

strip mine

Archaic term for surface mine.

Let's go driving in the old strip mine, with your dad's Porsche Cayenne.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

victory shall be mine

stewie's favourite exclamation.... he'll got the power!!

mwahahahaaa damn fucker!! victory shall be mine!!!

by injuredadri October 10, 2006

Doggie Mine

Dog poopies left on the lawn, sidewalk, or any other surface you can walk on.

Watch out! You almost stepped in that Doggie Mine!

by anonymous158 February 27, 2011

Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.

"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*

by rynomuncher October 7, 2012

“you could go by mine but…”

when she says “you could go by mine but…” don’t think about it too much, she wants you to ask her out

“what’s my name in your snap?”
“idk” “you could go by mine but…”

by Jackaverysbae April 24, 2022