Titty Melon

A women with extremly large breasts which resemble the size of Watermelons.

Damn she has fine titty melon.

by Kevin Cray July 13, 2004

floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006

Inverted Melon Baller

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

theo melon

it's me!

theo melon is the greatest!

by theomelon May 7, 2021

Skinny Melon

noun; an healthy, natural, non-plastic surgical person who is very or extremly thin.

"she's a Skinny Melon"
"no, she's had a tummy tuck"

by Biris October 6, 2007

Bop melon

A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.

Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.

by Boppy boi June 13, 2018

trash melon

Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.

"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."

by puppetstring55 December 27, 2018