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Masturbating

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub
by Wankingking March 5, 2023
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masturbating

when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.

but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.

also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done

(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023
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masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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mastertainter

Expert in the art of taint tickling. Being a master in manipulating the skin between the chocolate starfish and the spunk tanks for pleasure.
Jackson was having his taint tickled and screamed out “hoo new, hoo new Trudie was a mastertainter!”
by Taint Right III September 16, 2023
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Masturbating

What you’re doing right now.
People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.
by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023
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Mastertaint

The sexual act of masturbating with just your taint to expel evil, inspired by the Grey Wardens of Dragon Age.
The only way to beat the evil is to mastertaint. You have to master the taint to keep from going crazy
by mexidragonpuss January 14, 2024
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Masterbatiful

My alone time was masterbatiful!
by MR.UMUM March 11, 2024
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